houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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squeakybat:

I made a thing for a friend~
Corn in Heels~

squeakybat:

I made a thing for a friend~

Corn in Heels~

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
Torchic and Blaziken by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

Torchic and Blaziken by request.

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

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italianformygirlfriend:

558: Solo come un cane

italianformygirlfriend:

558: Solo come un cane

askbeat:

The man has his ways, what can I say?

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

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thecyberwolf:

Mechs Animals - Concept Art (Part 2)

B5 (Big Five) is his project that addresses the issue of illegal poaching with the use of advanced drone technology. The drones take the shape of local African wildlife and utilize characteristics and traits specific to each.

Sales profits from any of the prints available in this series will be 100% donated to the IAPF (The International Anti-Poaching Foundation) to help them protect the wonderful animals of Africa.

Created by Robert Chew (Crazy Asian 1)

Follow this artist on his Website - Tumblr - Facebook

Buy these Prints on In Prnt & Society6

You can see on my Tumblr  the first set of this serie HERE

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the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

image

that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

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nevertoomanyspiders:

besturlonhere:

everybody has seen the bill apparently but look at the size of this thing that’s important too because this bird is relatively enormous in our time 

The Shoebill is a tall bird, with a typical height range of 110 to 140 cm (43 to 55 in) and some specimens reaching as much as 152 cm (60 in). Length from tail to beak can range from 100 to 140 cm (39 to 55 in) and wingspan is 230 to 260 cm (7 ft 7 in to 8 ft 6 in). Weight has reportedly ranged from 4 to 7 kg (8.8 to 15.4 lb) in the Shoebill.[6][7]A male will weigh on average around 5.6 kg (12 lb) and is larger than a typical female of 4.9 kg (11 lb).[8] 

I love shoebills

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